As I was choking on my trail mix this morning I realized that poor Mireya is doomed. I choke on my food, trip across flat floors, run into things, and just do stupid, clumsy things in general on a daily basis. Jason is just as bad as I am. Then I started thinking about my family. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen my mom, my sister, and even my two brothers biff it. I don’t know how clumsy the people in Jason’s family are, but I think it’s safe to say that Mireya is doomed to be a goof.

I’m so sorry baby girl. I hope that you have more grace than I have ever had.